“We now have the DJ sorted. DJ Pete Deane of Knutsford will be in control of the wheels of steel and controlling the shapes we throw and the angles we cut on the night. He was chosen for 3 reasons:
a.) he was cheap
b.) the other email replies I received looked like they were written by chimps, chimps in the bottom set of their English class
and c.) he wasn’t Jo Whiley.